Meg: What did you do yesterday evening? – Ted: I’ve been to a speed dating. – Meg: Does it work? – Well… In 30 minutes I’ve been dumped by a dozen of girls.

Man: Hey guys, what are you doing here? – Sid: We’re waiting for our friend, he went away with your waitress. – Man: Waitress? Which waitress? We have only one waiter and his name is Bubba. Naturally the fact that he abounds with make-up and loves low neckline dresses may be deceiving. – Sid and Ted: Bob! Stop for God sake!

Sid: So you are a fiscal accountant? – Girl: Yes. – Sid: And when you are home alone don’t you feel a desire for dressing like a french housemaid? – Girl: Excuse me for a moment. I’m going to put some more coins in the parking meter. – Sid: Hey, didn’t you say you don’t have a driving license?

Girl: Hi, my name is Liz and I’m a Java programmer. – Bob: Really? Cool! – Liz: And what else… I love videogames, trekking, sci-fi novels, and I play drums in a rock band. – Bob: That’s fantastic! You’re not kidding me. Are you? – Girl: Honeslty yes. Your bald friend paid me to play the part of your ideal woman for a few minutes. – Bob: Sid! That’s not funny at all!

Ted: And how your ideal man should be? – Girl: Well, first of all he should be able to make me laugh. – Ted: So come to bed with me baby! You wont be disappointed. – Girl: Next!

We’re sorry, but we were not able to translate today’s strip in english, since it’s based on a word play that works only in italian. Of course if you understand italian you can see it here.

Sid: Are we sure that this thing works? – Ted: Seems that in the end the very first impression is what matters… …so let the girls talk for the first 30 seconds.

Bob: Where are we going? – Ted: I booked you for a speed date. – Bob: What is it? – Ted: You meet a bunch of stranger girls and you have five minutes each at your disposal to impress them. – Bob: Which approach are you going to employ? – Ted: Arouse compassion.