Sid: I’ve dreamt I was having sex with Molly. – Bob: Don’t worry, it’s normal to have nightmares after I’ve eaten too much. – Sid: The point is that it wasn’t a nightmare… – Bob: OK, now I’m scared too.

Bob: Do you think I’m too much of a nerd? – Sid: Easy to discover. – Sid: Let’s say that, incredibly, you’ve just finished having sex with a perfect stranger. What’s your first thought? – Bob: As soon as she fell asleep I haste to write it on my blog. – Sid: I say you’re a hopeless nerd.

Bob: What has changed since yesterday? – Gaia: Small things. No need to explain. – Bob: But only yesterday we had sex together! – Gaia: Exactly…

Bob: This restaurant is pretty good. What a lovely evening. – Gaia: It’s getting late: we can end it now or perhaps, if we hurry up, with some friendly hot sex. – Bob: CHECK PLEASE!

Bob: Heard the news? Yesterday someone stole Meg’s new car. – Sid: Really? I’m sorry. – Sid: It’s really a bad period for her… – Bob: True. – Sid: …first she had sex with you… then the car theft.

Ted: Hi Bob, what are you reading? – Bob: A sci-fi novel. – Bob: It’s about a planet inhabited by an alien race whose individuals may belong to five different sexes… – Bob: …all of them equally necessary for procreation. – Ted: It’s already messy with just two…

Meg: What did you do yesterday evening? – Ted: I’ve been to a speed dating. – Meg: Does it work? – Well… In 30 minutes I’ve been dumped by a dozen of girls.

Man: Hey guys, what are you doing here? – Sid: We’re waiting for our friend, he went away with your waitress. – Man: Waitress? Which waitress? We have only one waiter and his name is Bubba. Naturally the fact that he abounds with make-up and loves low neckline dresses may be deceiving. – Sid and Ted: Bob! Stop for God sake!

Sid: So you are a fiscal accountant? – Girl: Yes. – Sid: And when you are home alone don’t you feel a desire for dressing like a french housemaid? – Girl: Excuse me for a moment. I’m going to put some more coins in the parking meter. – Sid: Hey, didn’t you say you don’t have a driving license?

Girl: Hi, my name is Liz and I’m a Java programmer. – Bob: Really? Cool! – Liz: And what else… I love videogames, trekking, sci-fi novels, and I play drums in a rock band. – Bob: That’s fantastic! You’re not kidding me. Are you? – Girl: Honeslty yes. Your bald friend paid me to play the part of your ideal woman for a few minutes. – Bob: Sid! That’s not funny at all!