Photographer: I want you more focused, more proletarian, more aggressive! – Photographer: So… drummer lady, we aren’t at a wedding! More aggressive!… a bit more… – Drummer: Am I aggressive enough now? – Cousin: Help!

Ted: What’s up? – Bob: Nothing. We need photos of the band. We asked Molly’s cousin to help us. He is an amateur photographer. – Photographer: Nonono. It’s not good at all. The lights are terrible. There’s no glam, there’s no rock. – Bob: I already hate him. – Photographer: And the drummer? Can’t she be more sweaty?

Ted: Do you know who are the guys playing now? – Bob: The leaflet says it’s an eclectic rock band. – Ted: Yeah! Should be like when you say of a ugly girl that she has personality.