*Head aega = See you – Aitäh = Thanks
Girl 1: Head aega! – Girl 2: Aitäh! – Sid and Bob: What the hell is happening? – Ted: I can’t remember anything!!!

Ted: Who are those two blond goddesses? – Sid: Two models invited by Pam. Unfortunately they only speak Estonian. – Ted: Don’t worry. I’ll speak using the universal language of love. – Bob: Where did he learnt it? – Sid: At Carlsberg University.

Pam: Ted, have you seen where is Sid? – Ted: Yes. He’s at that table down there. It’s more than an hour that he is staring stupidly at the neckline of that friend of yours working as a lingerie model. – Pam: Hey Sid, everything ok? – Sid: I feel like a rabbit standing still in the middle of the road, staring at the headlamps of an oncoming car.

Bob: Look, there’s Jay Leno. – Sid: Leave Jay Leno alone, the girl approaching us talking on the mobile is Liselle, a famous top model. – Liselle: Nick, I’m sick and tired of being only the second woman. I warn you, I’m going to have sex with the first two nerds I’ll meet. – Sid: Are you thinking the same thing as me? – Bob: Absolutely yes. Leno should kill his hairdresser. – Sid: You should resign yourself to the idea that the parentage of your family will not survive you.

Meg: Look! There’s Olga, a co-worker of mine. – Sid: You mean that blond girl, over 6 feet tall and with equine teeth? – Meg: Yes, do you want me to introduce you? – Sid: I wouldn’t know if I have to offer her a drink or saddle her.

Guy: And what’s your job? – Ted: I work as a system engineer for a big IT firm. – Guy: That’s great! I have a small problem with my Internet connection and I wou… – Ted: Sorry, you don’t have enough boobs to get free technical support during a party.

Ted: We have to go. Where’s Sid? – Bob: Locked in his studio. An hour ago he said “Ready in 5 minutes”. – Ted: I’ll take care of this.

Pam: You are Meg’s friends, right? I’m giving a party for my birthday. Maybe you would like to come? The more we are the bigger the fun. – Sid: Which kind of people have you invited? – Pam: Some of my model friends, meg’s female workmates, people from the showbiz. Tom Jones will be there too. – Sid: Meg’s workmates! – Ted: Models! – Bob: Tom Jones!

Bob: Hi Angela, Bob speaking. Am I disturbing you? You promised to call me back but I’ve waited for months. – Sposa: I know dear. Forgive me, but recently I’ve had a lot of things to do. – Bob: I would really like to take you out for dinner. There’s a new japanese restaurant… – Sposa: Sorry, I really can’t. I’m very busy. But next month I’ll give a big party. I’ll send you an invitation.