Bob: Everything fine? – Ted: Yes. It’s just that I feel a bit guilty for the way we get rid of him. – Sid: Well, honestly that poor animal right activist, sexually abused by a plantigrade… – Ted: Animal right activist? I was talking about the bear!

Sid: Fantastic weekend! Don’t you think? I can’t wait to come back hiking among these woods. – Bob: I would prefer waiting until the animals hole up.

Bob: Are you really sure that fierce marmots do not exist? – Sid: Absolutely! They’re tender plant-eating animals. Well… Except for the extremely rare tabby-furred vampire marmots… …but years have passed since the last sighting. – Bob: Please, tell me you have brought some garlic.

Sid: Well, we really needed this hike. In the open air, deep in the green of these uncontaminated mountains. Away from the frenzy of the metropolis.

Bob: Look Gea, there’s a kind of goat. – Gea: That’s not a goat. It’s a chamois, a delicate fragment of a pristine world, everyday more endangered. – Bob: Well, that delicate fragment of a pristine world is chewing your backpack. – Gea: Hey! Naughty beast!

Sid: Mountains! The place where the endless battle of men and nature reaches its climax. And we enjoy the final victory in front of amazing landscapes. There, on the top, the value of things is understood. Who we are, where we go, the true essence of men and of… – Ted: Ok. now someone ca please explain why are we here?