Sid: Hello? A market research? …Sure… Understood. I have to express my level of approval to a series of question with a number from 1 to 10. – Sid: 2…4…5…8…8…2 2 again…9…I’d say 5 – Sid: Done? You’re welcome. Pleased to help. – Bob: On which subject the research was? – Sid: I don’t know. I pay attention only to the first 15 seconds of a phone call.

Bob: The idea of flirting with a girl that is actually trying to place a product gives me shivers. – Meg: Dear, we reach a point in which we can’t wait no longer for Prince Charming. – Bob: What about some healthy casual sex? – Meg: I’m not going to proceed with a strategic repositioning of the product to reach an alternative target that is not prone to customer loyalty.

Gea: “Find a husband after 35″? What kind of book is it? – Meg: It’s written by an M.B.A. from Harvard Business School. She developed a 15 steps program to get married in one year. – Meg: It’s all about applying marketing strategies to multiply the chances of meeting new people and improve the way you present yourself. – Gea: 40 years of feminism and we end with “My uterus is mine, and is managed by a consultant”.

Ted: This magazine is terrible. Looks like it has been written by robots. – Meg: You know, it’s all about marketing. You pick a big enough social group and tailor the product so to fit perfectly to the designed target. – Ted: They could publish a magazine dedicated to idiots.