Anchor woman: Welcome back to our debate. Who gives you the right to express opinions on the life of your read… – Bob: Why do you use a foundation that makes you look older? – Anchor woman: What? – Bob: They came here, blond and big-breasted, to steal work to our home-bred presenters. – Anchor woman: I want a new makeup artist and I want her now! – Bob: Make a mess! Make a mess!

Bob: Help me Sid. That woman is cornering me. – Sid: You could use the same strategy of every good politician. – Bob: Avoid thinking? – Sid: no… during a debate, to avoid answering questions that make sense, you have to barge in, be polemical and make a mess of it. – Bob: I prefer the “avoid thinking” option.

Anchor woman: So you have a degree in psychology, or a similar training that qualifies you for this job? – Bob: Honestly my dear, that’s not the case. – Anchor woman: Then I don’t understand why people should listen to your advice. – Bob: Because I’m a sweet and tender old lady? – Anchor woman: This qualifies you for alzheimer, not for psychology.

Anchor woman: Today we have as a guest Lady Grace, who keeps an advice column for a well-known newspaper. – Bob: Good morning everyone. – Anchor woman: Let’s start with the first question. Which are the more frequent problems that people submit to you? – Bob: The usual things. Am I pregnant? Is my hubby cheating on me? Do we live in an inflationary universe? – Anchor woman: Inflationary universe? – Bob: Yes, that and which colours will be hot next year.

Linda66: In a couple of months I’ll get married with the man of my dreams, but I’m worried because of his parents and of the role they still play in his life. – Linda66: His mother in particular takes care of his laundry, cleans his house, cooks daily his meals. What do you think? Linda66 – Bob: You don’t have to worry. She will be glad that you are taking her place.

Dubious72:Dear Lady Grace, I’m married with a sad and boring man, but recently I’ve started a relation with a Spanish workmate, and he wants me to leave my husband. What should I do? Dubious72 – Bob:You can’t take a decision that revolves only around sex. Maybe you should ask yourself first if it’s worth to help your marriage. – Unsure67: I’m married with a sad and boring woman, but recently I’ve started a relation with a Swedish workmate, and she wants me to leave my wife. What should I do? Unsure67 – Bob:Do I really have to tell you? Dump that old witch.