iStuff: Everything OK? – Cat: Meow. – iStuff: That bad?

Pam: Hi guys, what are you doing?
Bob: We are trying to see if it’s possible to instruct iStuff to bring us beer and cigarettes while we work with our PC’s. – Pam: How can this come to your minds? For what you know it could be the messenger of a civilisation thousand of light years away from us! – iStuff: Recording TX48754: the aliens of the type named “woman” show superior skills in reasoning.

iStuff: Hi, man! – iMac: I’m an original iMac. Who are you? A Mac clone made in China? – iStuff: Honestly I don’t know, but we could become friends. – iMac: Go away bicolored head. – iStuff: All right sissy, now I’m going to erase your hard drive.

Bob: This thing should have a name. – iStuff: Actually I already have one. My name is unit 272K3141592OBAFGKMRNS. – Bob: We could call it iStuff. – iStuff: I could call you iDiot.