Gaia: Do you think I’m beautiful? – Bob: You’re gorgeous, it’s what I prefer the most in you. – Gaia: Ah, so you like me only for my look? – Bob: No wait… I mean, I like you especially for the way you are inside. – Gaia: Are you telling me I don’t look good? You’re a monster!

Pam: Hi guys, what are you doing?
Bob: We are trying to see if it’s possible to instruct iStuff to bring us beer and cigarettes while we work with our PC’s. – Pam: How can this come to your minds? For what you know it could be the messenger of a civilisation thousand of light years away from us! – iStuff: Recording TX48754: the aliens of the type named “woman” show superior skills in reasoning.

Gaia82: Dear Lady Grace, it’s not true that with the look of a model and a degree in physics it’s easy to find the right man. Believe me, a few men accept a woman divided between her job as a researcher and the nights spent playing in a rock band. Some advice? Gaia82 – Bob: Dear Gaia, accept this advice from a spry 70 y.o. lady with a huge experience about men… – Bob: Call immediately the scientific editorial office of this newspaper and ask of a beautiful curly-haired guy named Bob.