Bob: Sometimes happens to find ourselves here, waiting for the bus. Do you remember when was the first time? – Man at the bus stop: I don’t know, but some years have passed since then. -Bob: Have you ever noticed that every time we meet there’s no sun? – Man at the bus stop: The sun?

Fridge: C’mon, take a slice of lemon cake. – Meg: I just want a glass of water. – Fridge: Leave water alone, go for lasagne, fried chicken… at least eat up that half kilogramme of smoked ham. – Meg: My refrigerator is trying to kill me.

Bob: Guys, I came with you but I don’t have to exceed with food. I want to get back in shape so less calories, no dessert. – Ted: You should give up on beer as well. – Bob: Do you want to see me dead?

Sid: How’s your diet going? – Bob: It would be better if it wasn’t for the “me too” syndrome. – Sid: ? – Waiter: What would you like to order? – Sid: a torroncino with… – Bob: ME TOO! – Sid: That’s it.