Bob: Yesterday I met a wonderful girl. – Sid: Really? And how did it go? – Bob: She made me a colonscopy. – Sid: You should seriously rethink your idea of first date.

Bob: It was terrible but worth the price: I have her telephone number. – Sarkinsky: Good morning, I’m Mrs. Sarkinsky, I have to undergo a colonscopy. – Receptionist: Again? This is an obsession.

Doctor: Lay on your side. – Bob: I don’t want to look traditionalist, but what if we start with some romantic preliminaries? – Bob: I understand, you’re of the pragmatic kind. – Bob: Exactly what you have in mind? – Doctor: Colonscopy.

Bob: Good morning, I’m here to collect my blood test resul… – Receptionist: Mrs. Sarkinsky, right. Last door on the right. – Bob: I’m not Mrs. Sarkinsky. Could you stop playing Resident Evil for a moment and check? – Receptionist: I can’t I’m almost done with the fourth level. Last door on the right. They are waiting for you. – Receptionist: What a fuss. If Mrs. Sarkinski does not want a colonscopy why she requested one?