Bob: What’s this smell? – Sid: Meg parking her car. – Meg: I had my car washed 10 times, inside and out. Would it still smell of manure? – Sid and Bob: Absolutely not.

Sid: Don’t worry meg. Police is used to solve situations like this. – Bob: Wait! The thief has jumped off from the moving car. – Bob: The Suzuki has ended in a ditch full of manure. – Sid: At least it softened the blow. Maybe it’s not so damaged. – Bob: Now a tractor is running over it. – Sid: OK. Forget what I said.

Meg: Guys! Police just called me. They say they have just tracked down my car. – Meg: Hey! Have can you hear me? – Sid: Sorry Meg. There’s some live action on TV. Police is chasing a stolen car. – Meg: Don’t know why, but I have a bad feeling about it. – Bob: Look Meg, it’s a yellow Suzuki. Like yours.

Bob: Heard the news? Yesterday someone stole Meg’s new car. – Sid: Really? I’m sorry. – Sid: It’s really a bad period for her… – Bob: True. – Sid: …first she had sex with you… then the car theft.

Gps: First on the… right in… 100 meters, now turn… right… recalculating… now go back an take the first on the.. left. – Gps: I said first on the left, what’s not clear in the word “LEFT”?Now I have to recalculate again, who gave you the licence? – Meg: Isn’t it time to find a boyfriend old maid? – Gps: Recalculating…

Sid: It’s translucent. Looks like a Mac. – Bob: This means that its peripherals will have a steep price. – Ted: I wanted to sell it second hand!

Bob: Have you decided to change your car or not? – Ted: I would like a new model but I’m still struggling with the idea. – Bob: Wouldn’t it be nice to delegate this kind of decisions… for example by asking fate what to do with your old car. – KA-BOOOM – Sid: While you’re at it, wouldn’t you mind asking fate for a coach full of swedish gymnasts?