Bob: Did you know that kind of display now has two legs and wanders in our home with a stupid expression? – Sid: So? What’s wrong with it? In the last years you’ve done the same.

Robot: Unit 273K3141529OBAFGKMRNS transmitting. Landed on wrong planet. Waiting for rescue. Large part of my database damaged from impact. Can’t retrieve files on my origin and aims of my mission… …unit feels dazed and confused. To tell the truth I don’t even remember who am I transmitting to.

TV: Buck the Plutonians are attacking us with their death ray! – Bob: Nonsense: can you imagine aliens travelling for decades with the purpose of arriving here on Earth?

Bob: Don’t you ever have the sensation that incredible things are happening behind us, and we don’t notice them?

Sid: What can it be? – Bob: Dunno. An alien probe? – Sid: Don’t be fool. – Robot: I knew it! They have no tentacles. Once again I’ve landed on the wrong planet.