Q: Me and my boyfriend often have sex without protection. On March 8th we broke up. On the 11th I had my cycle regularly. – Q: From march 28th to 31st I briefly rekindled with another ex. Even this time no contraceptive. – Q: My period was due on April 8th, but it never came. On 20th I found myself pregnant. Who’s the father? Debby78 – Bob: What’s this? A riddle?

Q: Dear Lady Grace, I’ve had unprotected sex with my boyfriend and now I have a two weeks delay in my period. – Q: Do you think that this could suggest a pregnancy? Uncertain88 – Bob: If the delay last for 36 more weeks, yes.

Q: Dear lady Grace, soon I’ll get married. The problem is that I want an intimate and offhand ceremony, while the bride to be wants a church ceremony followed by a big marriage party. – Q: I feel uncomfortable with the idea of a big marriage. I think we could better employ all that money in setting up our family. Distressed73 – A: You’re very nice and I’m sorry to inform you that there’s only one kind of marriage ceremony to choose from.

AutreChance68: Dear Lady Grace, I’m puzzled. I have lot of dates, but nobody invites me a second time.
Everybody says how much they enjoy my company and that they would like to see me again… but then I never hear from them. Where is my fault? AutreChance68 – Bob: You are surely a really sweet woman that is just unlucky with her dates. You don’t have to let your self-esteem depend on the judgement of others. P.S.: don’t write me anymore.

Dizzy74: Yesterday evening my husband told me that he thinks I drink too much and that I should get help. What do you think? Dizzy74 – Bob: I think you poured some strawberry margarita on your letter.

Gaia82: Dear Lady Grace, it’s not true that with the look of a model and a degree in physics it’s easy to find the right man. Believe me, a few men accept a woman divided between her job as a researcher and the nights spent playing in a rock band. Some advice? Gaia82 – Bob: Dear Gaia, accept this advice from a spry 70 y.o. lady with a huge experience about men… – Bob: Call immediately the scientific editorial office of this newspaper and ask of a beautiful curly-haired guy named Bob.

Baffled52: Dear Lady Grace, I have a loving and caring boyfriend… – Baffled52: …but I don’ know if living with a man for the rest of my life is what I really want. Can you help me? Baffled52 – Bob: Dear I can’t see the problem: at your age the rest of your life won’t last for long.

Meg: Why are you writing for the advice column? – Bob: The sweet old lady who took care of it for my newspaper has been devoured by anchovies. – Meg: Oh, poor dear! – Meg: You really said anchovies? – Bob: Extremely ferocious in this season.

Ted: When did you started to sign your articles as Lady Grace? – Bob: Do you remember the sweet old lady working as advice columnist for my newspaper? – Ted: Sure! – Bob: She died yesterday. I’ve been asked to do her job while they look for a replacement. – Ted: It’s a like handing an AK-47 to a drunk cupid.