Bob: Your dominatrix costume is wonderful! – Girl: Yes, I’m sorry, I came directly from work and I could not change outfit for the party. – Bob: hahahahaha and you also have a good sense of humour! – Gea: She wasn’t joking. – Bob: ah…
Gea: Have you seen how nice is Sid disguised as Bob Dylan? – Bob: Ohhh, thanks God. – Gea: ? – Sid: ? – Bob: I thought I found myself in a “Starsky & Hutch” episode. – Sid: …
Ted: What the hell a non-carnival is supposed to be? – Pam: Easy. It’s a party in costumes like the ones you see during carnival. Just it’s not carnival. – Ted: Interesting. I think I will wear a non-carnival dress. -
Pam: That’s to say? – Ted: Like a carnival dress, but everyone think that you’re dressed as usual.
Pam: Hi guys! I’m organising a non-carnival party. Wanna come? – Ted: Non-carnival? – Bob: On which day? Great! Finally I have something to write on my blog using my iCool – Pam: You’re the kind of party animal I need to heat up the evening.
Sid: Hi Bob. So, how was the movie? – Bob: It’s years since I last saw a crap like that. – Sid: Weren’t you the one to suggest it? – Ted: I wanted to share my suffering with somebody.
Bob: They surely are nice pets, but is kind of foolish to warn every time they defecate. – Sid: BATHROOM CLEAR!
Bob: Ted, do you remember that episode of N.C.I.S. where McGee whitens his teeth too much and DiNozzo tells him that the same thing happens to Ross in an episode of Friends? – Ted: Sure! The episode when Gibbs makes his comeback. – Bob: Right, I was wondering… is there a specific term that describes when a piece of fiction cites another piece of fiction? – Ted: Don’t know Bob. But now, please shut your mouth, I cant’ see the TV.
Bob: Sure is something absolutely incredible. – Bob:At every interview with an actress or model, pops up the usual sentence: “To conquer me a man has to be able to make me laugh.” – Sid: Once I ended up in the bed of a gorgeous woman because she liked my sense of humour. – Sid: I got out because that was the only thing she appreciated in me.
Man at the bus stop: Look what I’m reading. – Bob: What? – Bob: Ah, I know it: is a sad book. – Man at the bus stop: Why? – Bob: In the end the main character dies.
Ted: Sid, what’s up? – Sid: You haven’t seen me! – Berta: Hi, I’m Berta. – Ted: Hi. – Berta: I never find Sid at home. I cooked some low acidity lasagna. Good against gastric reflux. – Berta: Do you have a good digestion? – Ted: Well… see you.
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