
Girl1: Finally! I’ve spent the whole week eating just salad and carrot juice to be ready for this evening. – Girl2: Go with the first round of margaritas! – Bob: What’s happening? – Ted: It’s a new “fashion” called drunkorexia. Cocktails are caloric and girls keep a fast during the week, to be able to drink and keep their shape. – Bob: What kind of society is this in which we live, where even getting drunk has lost all his poetry?

TV: Good evening, today on “Voyager: the phoney science” we will talk about the obscure appointment of humankind with the year 2012. – TV: Why so many ancient sources and cultures point to this as the date for the end of the world? – TV: What will wipe away mankind from the planet? A pandemic? An impact with a comet? – TV: A geomagnetic storm? A new book by Al Gore?

Pam: So? Have you agreed with Fiona for the lap dance lessons? – Meg: Yes. I’ll start next Thursday. But I’m afraid I have nothing suitable in my wardrobe. – Pam: Don’t worry. Fiona usually devotes a lesson to the making of a costume. – Pam: You have no idea of what she is able to create with a few pieces of cloth and some Velcro. – Pam: Not to tell how bits of passementerie and some bi-adhesive can turn into a pair of nipple tassels!










