
Ted: What the hell a non-carnival is supposed to be? – Pam: Easy. It’s a party in costumes like the ones you see during carnival. Just it’s not carnival. – Ted: Interesting. I think I will wear a non-carnival dress. -
Pam: That’s to say? – Ted: Like a carnival dress, but everyone think that you’re dressed as usual.

Bob: Ted, do you remember that episode of N.C.I.S. where McGee whitens his teeth too much and DiNozzo tells him that the same thing happens to Ross in an episode of Friends? – Ted: Sure! The episode when Gibbs makes his comeback. – Bob: Right, I was wondering… is there a specific term that describes when a piece of fiction cites another piece of fiction? – Ted: Don’t know Bob. But now, please shut your mouth, I cant’ see the TV.

Bob: Sure is something absolutely incredible. – Bob:At every interview with an actress or model, pops up the usual sentence: “To conquer me a man has to be able to make me laugh.” – Sid: Once I ended up in the bed of a gorgeous woman because she liked my sense of humour. – Sid: I got out because that was the only thing she appreciated in me.










