Girl1: Finally! I’ve spent the whole week eating just salad and carrot juice to be ready for this evening. – Girl2: Go with the first round of margaritas! – Bob: What’s happening? – Ted: It’s a new “fashion” called drunkorexia. Cocktails are caloric and girls keep a fast during the week, to be able to drink and keep their shape. – Bob: What kind of society is this in which we live, where even getting drunk has lost all his poetry?
TV: Good evening, today on “Voyager: the phoney science” we will talk about the obscure appointment of humankind with the year 2012. – TV: Why so many ancient sources and cultures point to this as the date for the end of the world? – TV: What will wipe away mankind from the planet? A pandemic? An impact with a comet? – TV: A geomagnetic storm? A new book by Al Gore?
Bob: As far as you know, is the God of Bible an hearing impaired?
Meg: So? Now you’ve met her, what do you think of my sister? – Sid: I’ve met armoured vehicles that were more friendly.
Emo: Tokyo Hotel rules! – Bob: Shouldn’t we stop her and call an ambulance? – Guitarist: You should adjust your will, depending upon the gravity of the assertion of that ill-considered… – Bob: Do we wait for half an hour?
Fiona: Well Peggy. It’s your turn now. – Sid: So? Can you see something? – Bob: Only a giant disco ball.
Fiona: Well Peggy. It’s your turn now. – Sid: So? Can you see something? – Bob: Only a giant disco ball.
Fiona: And we end in this position. Men go crazy for this move. – Fiona: Hold on! I go get a bucket.
Fiona: Hi, my name is Fiona. I’m your lap dance teacher. – Meg: Pleased to meet you. I’m Meg. – Fiona: As I told you by phone, lessons take one hour each and cost 60 dollars. – Meg: Do you accept credit cards or should I pay by slipping 5 dollars banknotes in your thong?
Pam: So? Have you agreed with Fiona for the lap dance lessons? – Meg: Yes. I’ll start next Thursday. But I’m afraid I have nothing suitable in my wardrobe. – Pam: Don’t worry. Fiona usually devotes a lesson to the making of a costume. – Pam: You have no idea of what she is able to create with a few pieces of cloth and some Velcro. – Pam: Not to tell how bits of passementerie and some bi-adhesive can turn into a pair of nipple tassels!
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